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== What they aren't == |
== What they aren't == |
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+ | * Kobolds are not [[Intellect|smart]]. |
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+ | * Kobolds are not [[Common|english]] majors. |
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+ | * Kobolds are not [[Companion|fuzzy little pets to keep in your house]]. |
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+ | * Kobolds are not [[Leper Gnome|demented]] [[gnome]]s. |
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+ | * Kobolds are not [[Simple Dress|attractive]]. |
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+ | * Kobolds are not chewy, gummy, tasty or tangy. |
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+ | * Kobolds are not [[Ninja|ninja looters]], but they [[Etiquette|aren't much better]]. |
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+ | * Kobolds are not [[Reputation|friendly]], unless you are a [[rat]]. |
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+ | * Kobolds are not an evolution of [[Pokemon:Pikachu|Pikachu]]. |
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+ | * Kobolds are not good at shaving, those hairy rodents. |
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+ | * Kobolds are not night vision capable, why do you think they like their [[Kobold Candle|candle]] so much? |
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+ | * Kobolds are not [[Mankrik's Wife]]. |
| + | * Kobolds are not [[Cooking|food]], unless you are a [[Mine Spider]]. |
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[[Image:Dp_blasted.png|thumb|This is what happened when someone last tried taking the candle]] |
[[Image:Dp_blasted.png|thumb|This is what happened when someone last tried taking the candle]] |
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"Could you attack me please ?" |
"Could you attack me please ?" |
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"Does someone need a hug ?" |
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"What would Goldtooth do ?" |
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Burning wax candles on top of your tender scalps are a hit, remember, fashion is pain. |
Burning wax candles on top of your tender scalps are a hit, remember, fashion is pain. |
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Let everything be hairy, it's good for the winter. |
Let everything be hairy, it's good for the winter. |
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== This page == |
== This page == |
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Latest revision as of 20:18, 6 July 2010
This is a silly article.
The content of this article is not part of official Warcraft lore, but has nevertheless become part of the World of Warcraft culture or community.
The content of this article is not part of official Warcraft lore, but has nevertheless become part of the World of Warcraft culture or community.
What Kobolds are and aren't
Kobolds are a rat like race that live all over azeroth.
What they aren't
- Kobolds are not smart.
- Kobolds are not english majors.
- Kobolds are not fuzzy little pets to keep in your house.
- Kobolds are not demented gnomes.
- Kobolds are not attractive.
- Kobolds are not chewy, gummy, tasty or tangy.
- Kobolds are not ninja looters, but they aren't much better.
- Kobolds are not friendly, unless you are a rat.
- Kobolds are not an evolution of Pikachu.
- Kobolds are not good at shaving, those hairy rodents.
- Kobolds are not night vision capable, why do you think they like their candle so much?
- Kobolds are not Mankrik's Wife.
- Kobolds are not food, unless you are a Mine Spider.
Questions a Kobold might answer
This is what happened when someone last tried taking the candle
"Can I take your candle ?"
"Are you afraid of me ?"
"Could you attack me please ?"
"Would it be dangerous if I set off all this dynamite" (remember, Kobolds are for lighting anything that looks like a candle)
"Does someone need a hug ?"
"What would Goldtooth do ?"
Kobold fashion
Burning wax candles on top of your tender scalps are a hit, remember, fashion is pain.
Ripped clothes are awesome, even awesomer when covered in dirt.
A few missing teeth make you look like a hockey player, everyone loves hockey players.
Let everything be hairy, it's good for the winter.
This page
is a tribute to the What is a Gnoll page