Server:Onyxia US/The legend of Gilgamesh

The Legend of Gilgamesh is a WoW meme that was originally posted on the Onyxia realm forum on August 10th of 2007. It quickly grew in fame and in simply two days, had been linked on various other realm forums, the EU forums, had over a dozen individual threads about it, and made mentions in afkgamer.com as well as blackravens.net.

The original thread in question was made by Demeter of the Horde guild, "Dirty Sons of Liches." It involved the E-whore of a wife, Gilgamesh, and went a little something like this...

Hello and thank you for taking the time to read my post.

Contrary to what you might assume or believe, I am the GM of Dirty Sons of Liches (look me up in the armory if you doubt it) and the only remaining founder. The guild is a little over a year old, my days as GM is about to end and I need someone to take over for me.

As you might know, Gilgamesh is my wife in real life and has placed a significant amount of work into the guild and people are likely to respond why not give it to her. The primary reason is I intend to gkick her from the guild when I return home from work tonight.

As it turns out playing wow isn't the only thing she likes to do in her free time. I hear that she is often very friendly over ventrilo...very friendly.

With that said, I have decided not to disband the guild- the guild deserves to live on. I would like to just give it away....for free. Website, DKP, everything.

Whats the catch?

Simple really, I need some information. I want to know EVERYTHING. Considering Gilgamesh doesnt work, and I pay for everything, I have access to everything. Name your virtual price.

Visit http://www.dirtysonsofliches.com/ for my contact information.

Thank you very much and happy hunting.

-Demeter

and thus the Gilgamesh Legend was born

Now as the story began to unfold new facts about the legend Gilgamesh were uncovered. Gilgamesh was a past E-slut seeking help for her tramp like ways in counseling. However this seemed to not help at all as Gilgamesh was what the young kids call today “cybering” on a Voice over communication program called Ventrilo. Now many have stepped forward and have claimed that Gilgamesh touched their “special no no zone parts” however, no concrete evidence has been fielded yet to support many. There is however many incriminating conversations that put 3 fellow guildmates in the spotlight of “special time with Gilgamesh”. http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q6/slackzmaster/LASTPART1.jpg

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Gilgamesh Cyber Guilds

As the Legend began to grow fan clubs began to sprout up in the game world. <WE RAID GILGAMESH> was the first know fan club of the Gilgamesh legend and was born on onyxia horde side. Gilga Cyber Fan Club sprouted up shortly after onyxia alliance side.

More Attention

As The legend grew so did the attention surrounding it The story began appearing on websites such as www.afkgamer.com and http://www.blackravens.net/index.php/2007/08/11/inflagranti/ (it made it all the way to hungary) It even showed up on wikipedia. Shockwaves coursed throughout popular culture when an epic WoW forum thread, which originated on the Onyxia forum page, referred to a concomitantly hilarious and heartbreaking destruction of a guild when player character Demeter divulged that his wife, player character Gilgamesh, was having an online fling with several other guildmates, which possibly involved ventrilo "phone sex" and multiple exchanges of nude photos.-wikipedia

There was still however one thing missing from the legend… PICTURES no one know what the E-Tramp looked like or if anyone would really E-plow her E-vag….. Until that day where Xaq the lead detective on Legend of Gilgamesh facts found the myspace. Unfortunatley that thread was deleted never to be seen again but the pictures of the legend live on. www.myspace.com/onygilga

One Steps Foward

One brave soul stepped forward to tell their version of "special no no time" with Gilgamesh,The Legend, The posted details on their time together and convos. The post can be seen here:

http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=965578322&sid=1

Well Dem, you want details, and I'm going to give them to you. Me and Gilga have had vent sex 4 times. The fourth was the best so I decided to tell you what exactly what happened. I am in DSoL, but really don't want everyone to know who I am, so I choose to stay anon.

Gilga: Ok hubby is asleep. You ready?

Me: Yes, I will meet you in the private server.

Once we got in there I talked her through 4 orgasms, so if you didn't know already she can have multiples and she has no problem having them either. All she needed was her fingers and my stories of seducing her while the supposed man of the house wasn't around. Gilga really loved it when I talked about coming up behind her, grabbing her hair, pulling her head back and kissing the back of her neck. I made her c*m once just by telling her that schenario.

I also talked her through a couple of orgasms with me performing oral sex on her, and once with a sordid tale of penetration. This is still during one session mind you. She sounded so damn hot having 'gasms and she tried desperately to keep them as quiet as she could. I'm surprised you never woke up Dem, you must have been passed out drunk or something. At the end of her last climax, I told her to put her fingers in her mouth and taste them. She did just that.

Gilga: I've never done that before. It really turned me on.

Then I told her how incredible she was, and that I really wanted to meet her in rl. She didn't answer. She just laughed and said:

Gilga: Ok I'm happy, what about u?

Me: Hmmm, are u really naked? You don't mind getting really, really kinky for me?

G: Not at all, whatcha need?

Me: Will you put on a pair of thigh-high stockings, suck your fingers loudly like you're going down, and stop to talk dirty every once in a while?

G: *laughs* I owe you, so I think I can manage that. brb

I hear her set the microphone down and waited probably 3 minutes max for her to get back.

G: I couldnt turn on the light in the bedroom, so I couldnt find any stockings. but I did find a pair of pantyhose. Will that work?

Me: O hell yeah.

G: Ok let me put them on, I'll put the mocrophone next to my legs so you can hear me putting them on.

I could hear her tug and snap at them loudly to prove to me that she wasn't pretending.

Me: Damn, you're so hot! What color are they?

G: Black. Don't you wish you could see them in person?

Me: Is that even possible?

G: We'll talk about it after you're done.

She started sucking on her fingers loudly, telling me how turned on she was.

Me: If I was there would you swallow?

G: I don't usually do that, but for you I would do anything you wanted me to.

Me: Ok keep sucking on your fingers, moan, and stop once in a while to tell me how badly you want me to *** in your mouth.

She did all that no problem and I had one of the best releases I've ever had in my entire life. Afterwards I asked her again:

Me: So when can we meet?

G: *laughs* anytime really let me tell you my hubby's schedule, you are over 400 miles away though. If you do make it out here, I can also tell him I'm going out with friends, but won't be able to stay with you for the whole night.

Me: That's no problem. It's totally worth it.

And yes we have hooked up twice in rl, and it was absolutely amazing. Go ahead and divorce her Dem, she is planning on leaving you anyways. Once you're lazy ass is out of the picture, she will be, in her own words, "a much happier person" anyways.

The Legend Sighted

That’s right Approximatley two days after the first post of the Legend she revealed herself in a post ,however, this post was quickly deleted. Update the post turned out to be Demeter,her husband, shown by the <3 Gilga sig at the end of the post, however, the true Gilgamesh always signs <3GG

The End

Demeter tried to clean up the mess he created with a “Lol Jk” post however few bought it. The community responded with outrage,however, the legend still lives on. Onyxia Horde Lvl 70 Undead Female Warlock will be remember forever.

Proof Compilation: http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=965797314&sid=1&pageNo=1