Balnazzar (PvE (since Arcturas left))
Balnazzar server is the greatest PvE WoW server ever, if only for the fact that most people troll the forums more than they play the game. If you gank someone repeatedly, chances are that it'll be talked about on the forum soon enough. It came online 1/2/2006 and is currently the most hilarious low pop server ever. All the guilds have wars with each other, which just assists in keeping any actual progress from happening.
- The Alliance guild Fallout became the servers first to down C'Thun on 11/7/06, sadly, nobody cares anymore. The only guild anyone does care about is Severed, cause they're the only ones making progress since Sacrifice exploded due to much lulz, and CAP Clan, because jesus christ they just suck.
Balnazzar Community Links
LAWLnazzar Celebrities
It is important, on this server, to become a LAWLnazzar celebrity. There are many ways to achieve this.
- Troll the forums (this is the most effective way)
- Frequent visits to major cities of the opposing faction (going once and posting it on the forums is no help)
- Posting ridiculous things in the pc created LFG channel
- Being a nub
Some popular Bal Celebs are...
- Duxy64CBEF (will not yet log into his char when he transfered his priest back),
- Whexiblack (AKA Perfectsize),
- Blackbeauty (AKA Lowrider),
- Arcturas (When he left, Balnazzar became a PvE server),
- Sarine+Ashlyrn (comparable to Kevin and Britney, Sarine wasn't much a celebrity until he met up with Ash),
- Pahs (Champion of Durotar and Ruler of the Forum's Troll Legion),
- Leemesgee (Although left the server, still frequents the forums much to the dismay of many. although rumored that he may one day return-when Pirates of the Burning sea comes out.),
- Kungfubear (Scourge of Outland PUGs)
- Namtam (Supposed New Champion of Durotar since Pahs got into one little fight and his mom got scared, thus sending him to live with his aunt and uncle in bel-air [quit the game cause he's reached level 20 IRL])
- Reyalynynynynynynyn (will never have a 70 character, ever)
Balnazzar Guilds
Alliance
- Afflicted
- Ancient Protector - Website
- BrewCity - Website
- Censored
- Come Back Sunday (merge between Highwind, and Fallout)
- Eternal Blade
- Fallout - Website
- Got Twink
- Highwind - Website
- Horde Posse
- LAN before time
- Legends - Website
- Legion of Combat Website
- Nexius
- Oblivion - Website
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- Raging Daisies
- Rãven - Website
- SpankN It
- Stark Fist of Removal - Website
- The Pleasure Gods - Website
- We Brought Snacks
- We Found Nemo
Horde
- Animated Violence
- Band of Fools - Website
- Blood Soldiers
- Cannibal Corpse
- Cøld Bløøded
- CAP Clan (WORST GUILD ON LAWLNAZZAR)
- Dark Paradigm
- Dead and Pissed
- Downright Hateful - Website
- Duct Tape & Ski Mask
- Edgewalkers - Website
- Disbanded (Previously e M o) - Website
- FoE
- HakunaMatata
- Heretical Practice - Website
- Hellz Angelz
- In For Blood
- I See Dead People
- Instruments of War
- Little Bit Ugly
- Midnight Vagabonds - Website
- Method of Supremacy - Website
- Offline - Website
- Pwnstar - Website
- RED
- R E D E M P T I O N
- Ridin Somewhat Dirty
- Runs With Scissors
- Sacrifice - Website
- Say No to PUGs - Website
- Severed - Website
- Slash Cry - Website
- Snakes on a Zeppelin
- Strangers With Candy - Website
- The Chosen Ones
- The Juggernauts
- The League Of Shadows
- TheLostBoys
- The Phantom Elite
- Tough Customers - Website
- Uptown Tavern
- Verge - Website
- Victoria Secrets Models
- Weekend Warlords - Website