Server:Balnazzar US

Balnazzar (PvE (since Arcturas left))

REVERTED BACK TO THE GOOD OLD DAYS FOR GREAT JUSTICE

Balnazzar server is the greatest PvE WoW server ever, if only for the fact that most people troll the forums more than they play the game. If you gank someone repeatedly, chances are that it'll be talked about on the forum soon enough. It came online 1/2/2006 and is currently the most hilarious low pop server ever, comprised solely of rogues and hunters. All the guilds have wars with each other, which just assists in keeping any actual progress from happening.

• The Alliance guild Fallout became the servers first to down C'Thun on 11/7/06, sadly, nobody cares anymore. The only guild anyone does care about is Severed Slash Cry, cause they're the only ones making progress since Sacrifice and Severed exploded due to much lulz, and CAP Clan, because jesus christ they just suck.
• Kung Fu Bear and Perfectsize teamed up to duo Black Temple the other day for laughs, but they keep that on the down low. Now Perfectsize is transferring apparently, so soon DragonMawZ will be the new Balolzzar

Next patch, Balnazzar will be merging with another low pop server in order to get numbers up and provide a better recruiting pool. Unfortunately, the other server is an RP server, so in order to make things fair, Balnazzar will be turned into a pvprp server. Everyone should get their characters ready!

Balnazzar Community Links

• Balnazzar Official Public Forum (Website)
• Balnazzar PvE Progression list (Website)

LAWLnazzar Celebrities

It used to be important on Balnazzar to be a celebrity, but then several of the alliance trolls realized that they could arena constantly, so now that they're actually playing the game, trolling has been reduced.

Some popular Bal Celebs are...

• Duxy64CBEF (will not yet log into his char when he transfered his priest back) Website
• Whexiblack (AKA Perfectsize),
• Blackbeauty (AKA Lowrider),
• Arcturas (When he left, Balnazzar became a PvE server),
• Sarine+Ashlyrn (comparable to Kevin and Britney, Sarine wasn't much a celebrity until he met up with Ash),
• Pahs (Champion of Durotar and Ruler of the Forum's Troll Legion),
• Leemesgee (Although left the server, still frequents the forums much to the dismay of many. although rumored that he may one day return-when Pirates of the Burning sea comes out.),
• Kungfubear (Scourge of Outland PUGs, apparently a lesbian)
• Namtam (Supposed New Champion of Durotar since Pahs got into one little fight and his mom got scared, thus sending him to live with his aunt and uncle in bel-air [quit the game cause he's reached level 20 IRL])
• Reyalynynynynynynyn (will never have a 70 character, ever, also he seems to have stopped playing. The most likely reason for this is because he drowned a pool of his own vomit in a ditch somewhere.)
• Monstar and Etherealrape (secretly the same person, thinks he's allowed to be dps even though he's a priest)
• Kwak (Tauren Warlock extraordinaire)

Alliance

• Sensual Robot - Website
• Darwin Kombat - Website

Horde

• Slash Cry
• CAP Clan (Everyone gave in to Michele's demands and now we're all one big happy guild)