<The nearby radio calls out to you.>
Hey, <name>, you got that gun? Good! Don't point it directly at your eye.
Aim that baby at my stonified workers and the refracted light should reverse the petrification process. Or it will melt them. Whatever. Return my workers to a state of profitability! And if the refleshification process makes them crazy-go-nuts, they should be killed for insurance purposes. OUT!
Hey look, all your limbs are intact.
Ah, good. Now we can get these slackers back to work. You've earned a cut of the profits though - minus the usual company fees. Take your pick!
You will also receive:
You will also be able to choose one of these rewards:
- No job is worth this!
- I'm outta here...
- The nightmare is over!
- I can still clock in for the time I was petrified, right?
- I quit, I QUIT!
- Complete all of:
-  /  / 
- Side chain:
Patch 4.0.3a (2010-11-23): Added