Okay, don't panic! The blaster might not've worked, but we still have options.
<Crafty snaps her fingers.>
We're going to divert attention away from the airstrip! To make this work, we'll need a few things first.
<Wobblesprocket looks you up and down appraisingly.>
Head over there and get some outfits off of the dead orcs. Pick up one of their banners, too!
We'll need lots of their clothes if this is going to work. I'm no seamstress... we'll just have to find something to fit you!
And then I'll just add a touch of my engineer genius, and poof, you'll look the part you need to play.
Nice, but those clothes reek!
Personally, you'd never catch me dead in such rags. But we're going to have to sort through them and find some that fit your, um... figure.