Behold, the machine that will save us from the Nerubian threat!
<Abner beams with pride as he presents the finished bot.>
Take this remote control with you, and go out to the southernmost of the Nerubian sinkholes in the Geyser Fields. Use the remote to activate the Shake-n-Quake 5000. It will do the rest on its own.
Don't be surprised if the quake it creates attracts the attention of a Nerubian leader. In fact, it would be a great opportunity to finish off the Nerubian offensive.
Well, have you deployed the Shake-n-Quake 5000 yet?
<Abner listens eagerly as you report your success and the success of the Shake-n-Quare 5000.>
Fizzcrank will be delighted to hear the news! And who knows, perhaps we'll make a mechanic of you yet!