You know, it's amazing what you can find in that old lighthouse. After I lit the lamp, I noticed this book in one of the old trunks up there.
<Babs holds up the book and reads the title dramatically.>
"Dastardly Denizens of the Deep!"
Why, I think I might swoon if I ever saw me one of these! I'm sure it's good for a laugh or two, but I simply don't have time for reading right now.
You know who might enjoy it, though... that fishmonger on the docks. "Dirty" Michael Crowe. He collects old books.
Well, now, that was thoughtful o' Babs to send that over. I don't know if you've leafed through it or not, but there's a lot of truth to the tales in that book. Sailors didn't just make it all up, you know.