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Pinchy Poem was written by Serguna of Moon Guard-US, who was also a former inhabitant of Argent Dawn-US.
Why are these crates so curious?
Why every crawdad furious?
Every few seconds, my bobber moves an inch
But every single time, its a bite and not a pinch
Mr. Pinchy, my elusive friend
This poem will need to end
Till you show yourself to meMy fishing shall not halt.
For I am an ambitious fisher
Who needs to prove her Salt.
I must cast a thousand times,
'fore the bobber hits the pool
Still, you're never there!
Mr. Pinchy, oh so cruel!
I got my pole, and my hat,
And I am tracking fish.
Damn it Mr. Pinchy,
I swear I'll get my wish!
It's been over three hours,
And I have failed to win.
Cause everything I catch
Is not alive or has a fin.
I have stopped my writing
Put down my rogue's knife.
I have taken up fishing
To prove I have no life.
I have fished in every pool
The ones both near and far.
Thanks to you, you stupid crab
I'm stuck in Terrokar!
I have caught the Giant Sewer Rat
Have every coin of Gold
Yet still you try to run?
Mr. Pinchy, dumb but bold!
I will continue fishing,
Confident Pinchy's scaring.
Hope you like my next poem,
When I fish for the Dark Herring!