Kristoff Manheim says: Okay, let's do this! You fight the ogres, and I will...not fight them. Head for the exit!
Hello, <class>. I imagine you have a lot of questions.
Suffice it to say that Royce Duskwhisper sent me into the middle of an ogre cave for some "Eye of Twilight" jib-job, and it hasn't gone well.
If I ever get my hands on that lanky, heartless, mealy-mouthed little night elf...
<Kristoff wriggles helplessly as he dangles in the air, his face reddening.>
So how is your research into the Eye coming along?
<Name>, <name>. Can I call you <name>?
I am hanging from a meathook in the back of an ogre cave.
How do you THINK my research is progressing, you pompous dirt-sucking ass-<class>? C'mere! C'mere you son of a swineherd!
<Kristoff flutters back and forth on his chain, trying desperately to kick you in the face.>
Um, no. Would you mind hanging out a little longer? I have some stuff I need to take care of first.
Come over here and say that!
<Kristoff kicks and flails his limbs in a frothing rage, his head twisting around to glare at you.>
So help me, I will - I am going to - I will knock your brains out! I will fill the empty cavity left behind with my boot! Come here! GET BACK HERE!
<Kristoff strains to grasp your neck, his fingers waggling inches from your face.>
- Patch 4.0.3a (2010-11-23): Added