If you are Alliance, consider Niobe Whizzlespark.
Jonathan- "It's amazing what you can learn from a gnome if you squeeze them hard enough: clever little tricks like getting out of a bind, making delicious cookies, and even how to make a flying machine."
Player- "Do you often squeeze gnomes?"
Jonathan- "As often as I can. It's great exercise and keeps me informed on what they're up to--which, from my experience, is always no good."