- Not to be confused with Gil Grisert.
Gil and his mother Karlee Chaddis and sister Paige Chaddis take an extended tour of Stormwind. All the while Gil impatiently asks "Are we there yet?" They do have a destination: Ancient Curios in the Mage Quarter. While there Karlee orders some goods from Charys, the reagent vendor, while Gil claims Fizzles the bunny was once a great wizard who had a spell go disastrously wrong.
- Gil says: Are we there yet?
- Gil says: I need to pee.
- Gil says: I wanna see the Mage Tower.
- Gil says: Is it true? Are there really crocolisks in the canals?
- Gil says: My feet hurt.
- Gil says: Where we goin'?
- Gil says: Why are we goin' this way?
- Gil says: Why do we always go the same way?