Bloodstained Fortune

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Inv misc bandage 08
  • Bloodstained Fortune
  • Item Level 1
    Disenchants into:
    Not disenchantable
  • Binds when picked up
  • "A bloodstained piece of parchment with Mingo's writing scrawled across one side."
  • Sell Price: 1Copper
  • <Right Click to Read>


This item is received after you eat [Mingo's Fortune Giblets] for 25 seconds.


Some of the possible fortunes include:

  • "You have been chosen by the great metal hand in the sky! Now get to work."
  • "You will meet someone special tomorrow, so remember: You draw more friends with kindness than clubbing them to death."
  • "Wisdom comes in many shapes, but always flows from the crystals."
  • "Warning: The giblet was not safe for human consumption."
  • "Put up your sword, your maul, and your lance. The crystals have told us to give peace a chance."
  • "Seek a higher path in life. That way, you can avoid low-lifes."
  • "You need not fear with a head full of beer!"
  • "The meaning of life is... (The rest of this message has been accidentally eaten.)"
  • "Let sleeping Gronn lie."
  • "Your inclination for dancing brings a smile to everyone's face."
  • "Think positive! A large gut to one, is a pair of love handles to another."
  • "Sorry. You weren't a winner this time. Please play again."
  • "This message was brought to you by the Ogri'la Exploitation Committee. Made in Gadgetzan."
  • "You are special, no matter what your friends, relatives, associates, random strangers, or your conscience may tell you."
  • "When all else fails, it's time to bail."
  • "Drunkenness is next to godliness."
  • "You will make an enemy today, and promptly kill it."
  • "Don't despair. Your special ogre is out there somewhere."
  • "Lucky numbers: 1 3 9 17 4 n"
  • "Two heads are better than one! Then you'll always have a friend.

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