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#[[Quest:Lockdown!]]
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#[[Quest:Something's Amiss]]
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#[[Quest:All Hell Breaks Loose]] / [[Quest:Evacuate the Merchant Square]] / [[Quest:Salvage the Supplies]]
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#[[Quest:Royal Orders]]
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# Class quests
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#*[[Quest:The Winds Know Your Name... Apparently]] & [[Quest:A Rejuvenating Touch (worgen)]]
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#*[[Quest:Someone's Keeping Track of You]] & [[Quest:Steady Shot (worgen)]]
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#*[[Quest:Arcane Inquiries]] & [[Quest:Arcane Missiles (worgen)]]
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#*[[Quest:Seek the Sister]] & [[Quest:Flash Heal (worgen)]]
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#*[[Quest:Someone's Looking for You]] & [[Quest:Eviscerate (worgen)]]
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#*[[Quest:Shady Associates]] & [[Quest:Immolate (worgen)]]
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#*[[Quest:Your Instructor]] & [[Quest:Charge (worgen)]]
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#[[Quest:Safety in Numbers]]
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#*[[Quest:While You're At It]]
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#*Stoneward Prison
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#*#[[Quest:Old Divisions]]
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#*#[[Quest:The Prison Rooftop]]
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#*#[[Quest:By the Skin of His Teeth]]
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#*#[[Quest:Brothers in Arms]]
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#[[Quest:The Rebel Lord's Arsenal]]
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#[[Quest:From the Shadows]]
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#[[Quest:Message to Greymane]]
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#[[Quest:Save Krennan Aranas]]
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#[[Quest:Time to Regroup]]
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#[[Quest:Sacrifices]]
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#[[Quest:By Blood and Ash]]
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#[[Quest:Never Surrender, Sometimes Retreat]]
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#[[Quest:Last Stand]]<noinclude>
   
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'''Tauren rogues''' do exist. They are just so good you never see them. They're even so stealthy that their class choice for the tauren hides! And no one has ever seen the [[tauren]] [[rogue]] trainers in [[Thunder Bluff]].
 
 
== Tauren Rogue Truths ==
 
 
''There are certain truths having to do with tauren rogues. This page is not for the weak of heart.''
 
 
Every character in WoW has a tauren rogue following them.
 
 
There are tauren rogue trainers in every city in every building on every server - they're THAT good.
 
 
The tauren were taught the art of the rogue by Chuck Norris. Their [[kick]], therefore, is something to be feared.
 
 
The only reason players can defeat bosses is because tauren rogues will help you. However, if you mysteriously suffer a 500k crit when you're fighting a boss - you'll know that the rogue decided that ''it'' was too good for the boss.
 
 
==Wannabes==
 
Tauren wish they could be [[rogues]]!
 
There is one hiding in elite camouflage in this picture! You'll never find her... '''UNSEEN'''!
 
 
[[Image:Taurenroguebush.JPG|500px]]
 
 
In a rare moment of visibility caught on camera, here is clear evidence of a tauren rogue in the act, along with his [[Murky]] accomplice!
 
 
[[Image:Tauren rogue.jpg|500px]]
 
 
Here is another moment, where you can see him using sprint !
 
 
[[Image:Tauren rogue2.jpg|500px]]
 
 
==Tauren Rogue Herbalists==
 
Even worse are tauren rogue herbalists. When you try to farm gerbs for the next big Guild Raid and you can't find any - there must be a tauren rogue herbalist nearby.
 
 
==Known Tauren Rogues==
 
Tauren rogues are notoriously unseen. However, there was one historic sighting on Sunday, December 2, 2007, of what APPEARED to be the dead tauren rogue Qoi<ref>[http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=Emerald+Dream&n=Qoi Qoi at WoWArmory.com]</ref> of the Emerald Dream server, found in [[Warsong Gulch]]. However, the Horde denies all knowledge of tauren rogues and asserts that Qoi was an innocent Shaman who mysteriously disappeared on a previous occasion, and therefore could not have been in Warsong Gulch as a rogue. Furthermore, Cairne Bloodhoof has stated that,"The notion of tauren rogues is as preposterous as getting Drek'Thar to go outside and get some fresh air. You are all insane." If YOU witness a tauren rogue or are victimized by their uncontrolled rampages (that we are sure happen) and live, please call the Society for Telling People That Tauren Rogues Do Exist.
 
 
==Secret Tauren Model Info==
 
Both male and female tauren models DO have Stealth animations, complete with the transparency effect. However this is probably because of the {{loot|rare|Orb of Deception}} or one of the side effects possible from an Outland engineer's teleporter. Actually, several players (mainly level 80 rogues, as only they would know) have claimed to have seen tauren rogues using stealth (Orb of Deception, supposedly) but they have also been seen using vanish, and even a few ''very'' stealthy rogue moves that only a rogue would know about.
 
 
[[File:Tauren_Rogue.jpg|frame|A tauren rogue in stealth.]]
 
 
== References ==
 
<references/>
 
[[Category:Rogues]]
 
[[Category:Tauren]]
 

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