- "The Sword of a Thousand Truths" was also the name of [Gladiator's Slicer] during the Burning Crusade beta.
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- Sword of a Thousand Truths
- Unique
- Sword
- One-Hand
- Speed 1.50
- 170-190 Damage
- (120.0 damage per second)
- +80 Stamina
- Requires Level 2
- Equip: On successful melee attack, instantly burns all mana from the target.
World of Warcraft Trading Card Game (WoW TCG)
Turns out, Sword of a Thousand Truths is real, at least in "world of warcraft Treading Card Game". [1]
Summary
A fictional epic sword used in South Park episode #1008 "Make Love, Not Warcraft". The weapon is needed to defeat an unspeakably powerful Alliance griefer who mercilesly kills Alliance and Blizzard Game Masters.
Sword Origins
Long ago when the World of Warcraft was created one of the programmers put a sword called The Sword of a Thousand Truths1 into the game inventory. But the sword was considered to be too powerful for anyone to possess, so it was removed from the game and stored on a one gig flash drive. But it was foretold2 that one day players who could wield the sword might reveal themselves.
Prophecy Fulfillment
The Prophecy is fulfilled when Stan, Kenny, Eric and Kyle endlessly kill 65,340,285 Boars at 2 experience points a piece in order to gain 30 levels so together they can kill Jenkins3, the player who has played World of Warcraft nearly every hour of every day for the past year and a half.
References
1Uses the model of [The Hungering Cold].
2The Prophecy was foretold by Salzman in Accounting.
3The villain is named Jenkins, presumably after Leeroy Jenkins.