Changes: Sword of a Thousand Truths

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"The Sword of a Thousand Truths" was also the name of [Gladiator's Slicer] during the Burning Crusade beta.

For the World of Warcraft Trading Card Game card, see TCG Fires of Outland/223.

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Sword of a Thousand Truths
Unique
Sword
One-Hand
Speed 1.50
170-190 Damage
(120.0 damage per second)
+80 Stamina
Requires Level 2
Equip: On successful melee attack, instantly burns all mana from the target.

South.Park.Randy — Randy, a level 2 Human Hunter (does not exist in the actual game) named Falcorn, handing his son Stan the *Sword of a Thousand Truths*.

"It was foretold, that one day, heroes who could wield the sword might reveal themselves."

A fictional legendary sword used in South Park episode #147 "Make Love, Not Warcraft". The weapon is needed to defeat an unspeakably powerful Alliance griefer who mercilessly kills Alliance Players and Blizzard Game Masters.

Sword Origins

Long ago, when the World of Warcraft was created, one of the programmers put a sword called The Sword of a Thousand Truths^[1] into the game inventory. But the sword was considered to be too powerful for anyone to possess, so it was removed from the game and stored on a one gig flash drive. But it was foretold^[2] that one day players who could wield the sword might reveal themselves.

Prophecy Fulfillment

The Prophecy is fulfilled when Stan, Kenny, Cartman and Kyle endlessly kill 65,340,285 Boars (in Elwynn Forest) at 2 experience points a piece in order to gain 30 levels so together they can kill Jenkins,^[3] the player who has played World of Warcraft nearly every hour of every day for the past year and a half.

World of Warcraft

The sword is now in the game as the [Slayer of the Lifeless]. The sword does not have the same abilities, but it uses the same model and says "Foretold by Salzman" in the tooltip.

Notes

^ Uses the model of [The Hungering Cold].
^ The Prophecy was foretold by Salzman in Accounting
^ The villain is named Jenkins, presumably after Leeroy Jenkins.

External links

Make Love, Not Warcraft

[1] Uses the model of [The Hungering Cold].

[2] The Prophecy was foretold by Salzman in Accounting

[3] The villain is named Jenkins, presumably after Leeroy Jenkins.

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 ==World of Warcraft==
-The sword may now in the game as the [[Slayer of the Lifeless]], it is not like the sword originally described, but it has the same model, and was foretold by Salzman in Accounting.
+The sword is now in the game as the [[Slayer of the Lifeless]].  The sword does not have the same abilities, but it uses the same model and says "Foretold by Salzman" in the tooltip.
 ==Notes==