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General Info

Jubei'Thos is an Oceanic PvP server in the Vengeance battlegroup. The server was opened on ??/??/20??.

The server is named after the Fel orc Blademaster Jubei'Thos.

Jubei'thos Government

Jubei'thos Lord - Qiin (Forever and always).

Jubei'thos President - Dustywood.

Jubei'thos Realm Forum Extraordinaire - Klaes.

Jubei'thos Mascot - Dustywood.

Jubei'thos Walleee - Badshaman.

Jubei'thos Councellor / Vice President(s) - Grannus, Evelion & Seragan.

Jubei'thos Supreme Court Troll Investigator - Warlen.

Jubei'thos Social Welfare Enthusiast - Yz.

Jubei'thos Elimination Services, aka. SAS - Butterchick.

Jubei'thos Toad - Xanayunaa. (Primabeko of Barthilas, however now renamed).

Jubei'thos Senior Citizen Services - Kagarail.

Jubei'thos Secret Services (aka kill people) - Pzycho & co.

Jubei'thos Supreme Court and High Council of Trolls: Warlen, Sudarlol, Clizz, Goodthang, Jubeithos &Staceysmom.

Jubei'thos Asian Community President - AmbroseWk, JosephWk & Onimusha(dey tok my loot).

Jubei'thos Biggest Sheep Shagger - Storyteller.

Jubei'thos Pedophile - Bigmary.

Jubei'thos Gay - Bigmary.

Jubei'thos Punching Bag(s) - Nurreg (Big Nugget), formerly Hexzon.

Jubei'Thos Trade Chat All Star - Anarkay (Rumored to be Yz)

Hexzon

Hexzon, also commonly known as Patryk or "The bane of McDonalds", arrived on Jubei'thos part way into The Burning Crusade - soon after arriving, Hexzon joined the guild <impulse>. Throughout his progression whilst in <impulse>, Hexzon began to get progressively annoyed at the incremental rate in which down syndrome occured, thus he found himself in <Very Serious> soon after.

Upon invitation to <Very Serious>(the elite core of Genesis, who fell victim to "M'uru, destroyer of guilds"), Hexzon was made one of the main tank in <Very Serious>, and whilst in this position, Hexzon began to be very elitist, usually to extents that were senseless, mainly because he wasn't an "amazing" player himself.

Hexzon was eventually removed from <Very Serious> as a result of missing raids because he was raiding on his alt, Realisthex, in a friends' guild called <Desecrated>.

The Officer and Guild Leader of <Desecrated> know Hexzon in real life and asked if he'd be willing to join the guild, and co-lead them to 'victory' - Hexzon accepted the request, and it all started there.

<Desecrated> consisted of a tight knit group of real life friends, with character names such as "Realistkilla"(GM), "Realistbeast"(Druid CL), "Realistexile"(Warlock CL), "Realistazoul", "Realistwrath", "Realistslaya", and so fourth - you get the idea. Over time, <Desecrated> became more and more known in the raiding community, but the fame they got was mainly negative, due to Hexzon's tendency to blatantly condone ninjaing, publicly on the Jubei'thos realm forums, after <Desecrated> members were rightly accused of the act.

The condoning of the act 'ninjaing', was frowned upon by many and after a short trip through the Jubei'thos forums, the outcome of this is clearly outlined. Hexzon was literally HATED by crowds all over the show, due to his "god complex", as the Realists' called it. Hexzon didn't like being #2, as far as he was concerned, HEXZON WAS GOD.

Contrary to personal belief, Hexzon was "the fat kid in the corner" at high school, who had things thrown at him throughout the entire day. Hexzon would do laps around the high school grounds, by himself, and accumulate one layer of paper balls each revolution he oh-so-slowly walked. One day, Hexzon went around the high school grounds asking people for Tazos(http://www.made-in-china.com/image/2f0j00aBbEtuTyVIqcM/Tazo-CY-PPC057-.jpg), he would sometimes beg for them - Hexzon encountered someone who told him there was one in the rubbish bin that was a few steps away, Patryk went over to the bin and reached into it, attempting to retrieve the Tazo - he was soon after lobbed into the rubbish bin by a student much bigger than him.

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The aforementioned caused major controversy at high school and he was soon after forced to leave high school as a result of the humiliation and unwanted negative attention he attracted. In usual cases such as this, some people may have felt sorry for people in Patryks' situation, but Patryk went around acting like he was "king dick" to the extent that it was all brought on himself; he asked for all the abuse he received.

To cut the story short, Hexzons' 'reign' was brought to a massive halt when 'someone'(cough) posted his real life picture on realm forums(which was soon after mistaken for a wild snorlax), requesting a "Hexzon Photoshop Thread" - which resulted in Hexzon quitting the game, leaving him with no option other than to remain anonymous to the Jubei'thos community. To date, we are unaware of where Hexzon is currently playing, but I'm sure his courage is slowly building up, and will one day be ready to erupt in his face once again.

Throughout Hexzons' Jubei'thos experiences, Hexzon had a tendency to make failed attempts at "cracking onto" girls. Peytonn, a Mage who was co-guilded with Hexzon in <impulse>, fell victim to this.

Realistkilla

Realistkilla, GM of <Desecrated> is known throughout the Jubei'thos community for his exceptional skill whist playing Enhancement Shaman. There is yet to be someone to consistently out DPS him as Enhancement on horde side as of yet - challengers are more than welcome to compare DPS parses with him if they'd like. Take into consideration progression levels, obviously a Shaman in full T1 isn't going to come close to a Shaman in full T9.

One day a guild by the name of <Realistkilla the Undying> was created on alliance side, by an anonymous alt. Many wondered why the guild was created and continuously asked questions regarding the creation of the guild. "Why would you name a guild after yourself, you fucking shit cunt?" - and so fourth; y'know, typical trolls seeking attention.

More to come when I can be arsed.

The Silver Fox

The Silver Fox, aka 'Kagarail', of the oldest active raiding guild on Jubei'thos, 'Dragonsbane', is the oldest active raider on Jubei'thos. Many have estimated as to the age of Silver Fox - but no one as of yet has scientifically proved his age. As Blizzard uses a 32-bit integer, it may be impossible to fully understand the age of ol' Silver Fox. Adventurers must be careful when running into a Silver Fox in the wild, as these creatures are not calm. Once the Silver Fox is provoked it will unleash of a volley of criticism followed by unrelenting insults.

Anarkay

Anarkay was a troll in the Alliance trade channel, he would sit in Ironforge for hours on end discussing controversial topics, this usually angered a lot of the Alliance population and in the end making a lot of critics. Since then, he has had a faction change, from Alliance to horde. Anarkay reguarly logs on to his Mage, Anarkette and patrols trade-chat for anyone trying to be better than him, along with Urbyne.

Y So Mean series

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The Anaray and Goon saga

Anarka the Alliance tradehat all star, had a ses of heated feuds with another player Goreon. A Palain that has recently been removed from his arena team, kked from his guld and now is curently seeking 1 versus 7 arena teas for points. The latest event was with Anay team coming up against reon and his Blooust tem. Anarkay, with his shan friend in quest blues and another unknown character, defeated Bloodust without any trouble. Anarkay often uses this as a insult towards Goreon. Goreon usuay follows with a otburst of rage and blnt jealousy.

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Anaay does not always instiga the fight, onnumber of times a argument has been sparked over a tradchat regular bringing the topic up. Goreon, obviously disliking this takes it to the next level and beins abing people for hortune.

Uryne

byne has played feal druid on the server Jubei'thos frm vanilla to present and in this tie has become a strongdruid despite being at a severe gender disadvanage, unfortunaely hr aptitude n PVE does no convert into PVE drops as she has been unsuccessful in acquiring the Anzu mount despite fve months efort. Against popular belief th comic series autored by Urbyne is not completely fictional and against all odds she has managed to carry Anarkaysat Mage to level 77 at last count, a great accmpishment. Though Urbynes most notable ahievements lie outside LOLpve; befrieding Qiin the most powerful Paladin and server lordon Jube'thos, attining the much sught ater #1 Anarkay fa rank and recently becoming a Jubei'thos trade cht celebrity

Urbne Catoon Series

Feal Druid star Urbyne illustrated a series of cartoons hich were showcased on the Jubei'thos realm forums. The cartoons redefined World of Warcraft hor and demonstrted Urbynes great amount of artistic prowless (Feral ruids have prowl ability, coincidence?). Unfortunately thevast majority ofthe Jubeihos communty are no life neds who clicked report as ard as they clicke teir ablites while lolpeing, as aresultthe cartoons were taken down by blues and the report eds had to deal with msted gles from s many ours of intense eport clickin

Here are the links to aforentioned comics in all their glory: [4] [5] [6]

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Helpful Links Jubei'Thos:

• WoWProgress Listing (Oceanic)
• WoWProgress Listing (US)
• WoW Realm Forums - Jubei'Thos Server Guild Progression

Alliance Guilds

• Ascension
• Archaeus
• Mòmentum
• Reborn Addiction
• Revanche
• Tanqueray
• Tempèst
• Tortured Reality

Disbanded Alliance Guilds

• Fade
• CURE
• Visage
• Wallbricks

Horde Guilds

• Adventure Time
• Arcsecond
• Asgard
• Bregan Daerthe
• Addicts Anonymous
• Cold Fury
• DaKine
• Docet Omnia
• Dragonsbane
• HordeYakka
• Kokoda
• Netrust Pte Ltd
• Overload
• Rhythm
• THATS NO MOON
• The Dread

Disbanded Horde Guilds

• Dropbears of Funk
• Extollere
• Minerva
• Dropbears of Funk
• Eris
• Desecrated
• South of Heaven

Token Horde Guild; Gone but not forgotten!

• Auphan

Side Notes & Other

Jubei'thos was home to the Fade, who were dominant throughout The Burning Crusade, being one of the few oceanic guilds who managed kills on M'uru, prior to BOTH nerfs.

Jubei'thos is one of the last servers to come up every Tuesday, usually coming up at 6AM(AEST) while other oceanic servers are usually up much earlier.

Over time, Jubei'thos has come to collect a large number of players who seem to believe that standing in "colored shit on the ground" will benefit them.