Never Ask Me About My Business

Never Ask Me About My Business
Start	Narain Soothfancy
End	Dirge Quikcleave
Level	60 (Requires 60)
Category	Tanaris
Previous	Translating the Ledger
Next	The Isle of Dread!

Never Ask Me About My Business
Level: 60 (Requires 60)
Narain Soothfancy
Dirge Quikcleave

This quest starts the [500 Pound Chicken] portion of the [Blue Scepter Shard] fork of [The Scepter of the Shifting Sands] quest line to open the Gates of Ahn'Qiraj. Players must have completed Translating the Ledger before Narain Soothfancy will offer this quest.

Objectives

Narain Soothfancy in Tanaris wants you to speak with Dirge Quikcleave in Gadgetzan.

Description

If there is one thing that you should know about me, it is this: NEVER ask me about my business! I work with things you simply cannot understand. Like for example: Do you know what a psychotronic muzzledorf is? Of course you don't! And that's why we leave the planning to me and the fetching to you.

As I said earlier, if this is going to work, we're going to need a 500 pound chicken.

Head to Gadgetzan and speak with Dirge Quickcleave - he'll get you started on finding a suitable specimen.

Completion

<Dirge scratches his head.>

A 500 pound chicken? There's no such thing! Not anymore, at least. I knew of such a chicken... The Black Chicken of Death...

<Dirge's voice trails off.>

But yes, nobody ever saw that chicken and lived to tell the tale. I've got an idea that could benefit the both of us, kid.

Notes

• Dirge Quickcleave is located in the Gadgetzan inn.
• The title "Never Ask Me About My Business" is a line spoken by Micheal Corleone in the Godfather.
• El Pollo Grande (the "Black Chicken of Death", as referred to by Dirge Quikcleave) can be seen upon turning in the quest Template:Questclass to Niby the Almighty.

Quest progression

This is part of the  [Blue Scepter Shard] fork of  [The Scepter of the Shifting Sands] quest chain:

1.  [60] Azuregos's Magical Ledger
2.  [60] Translating the Ledger
   •  [Narain's Scrying Goggles]
     1.  [60] Stewvul, Ex-B.F.F.
     2.  [60R] Scrying Goggles? No Problem!
   •  [500 Pound Chicken]
     1.  [60] Never Ask Me About My Business
     2.  [60R] The Isle of Dread!
     3.  [60] Dirge's Kickin' Chimaerok Chops
     4.  [60] Return to Narain
   •  [Draconic For Dummies: Volume II]
     1.  [60] Draconic for Dummies
        •  [60] Love Song for Narain (very helpful, but not strictly necessary quest to complete Draconic for Dummies)
     2.  [60] rAnS0m
     3.  [60G] Decoy!
     4.  [60R] The Only Prescription
3.  Maws
   1.  [60] The Good News and The Bad News
   2.  [60] The Wrath of Neptulon

Patches and hotfixes

Patch 1.9.0 (2006-01-03): Added

External links

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• WoWDB